Lena Dunham had the perfect response to this magazine’s ‘diet tips’

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Lena Dunham has shared a list of reasons behind her recent weight loss after Us Weekly set her on its front cover advertising a narrative on “2 0 slimdown diet tips.”

Dunham quoth “anxiety disorder, ” “resultant constant nausea, ” “an election that reveals the real depths of American misogyny, ” and “abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus” as some of the reasons why behind her weight loss.

But, Dunham’s list didn’t objective there. The creator of Girls said that “threats to physical safety” both online and via “snail mail” were a contributing factor.

Dunham also listed “watching universities you enjoy from Schemed Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling rascals, ” and “worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know as well as women you don’t.”

20 slimdown diet tips! 1. anxiety ailment* 2. resultant constant nausea 3. an election that reveals the real depths of American misogyny 4. constant sweaty daydreams of dystopian future 5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus* 6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail 7. watching universities you enjoy from Schemed Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling rascals 8. eventually recognise superheroes aren’t real( specifically the X-Factor, actually thought they’d handle this) 9. marching your ass off 10. a quiet rage that supplants need for meat with need for retaliation 11. sleeping 19 hours per day 12. realizing that even the liberal media craves dem clicks no matter whut 13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know as well as women you don’t 14. realizing who ya real friends are 15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft( lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if existing conflicts was resolved) 16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and necessity* 17. having your telephone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like VERYFATCHUCKYBOY @creepz. com 18. keeping your back arched against high winds 19. um, who the fuck cares? 20. I have no tips I devote no tips I don’t want to be on this covering cuz it’s diametrically opposed to everything I’ve opposed my whole career for and it’s not a compliment to me because it’s not an accomplishment thanx* Star indicates a pre-existing condition

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Dunham’s final two weight loss tips are perhaps the best available, though.

“1 9. um, who the fuck cares? ” writes Dunham.

“2 0. I have no tips I devote no tips I don’t want to be on this covering cuz it’s diametrically opposed to everything I’ve opposed my whole career for and it’s not a compliment to me because it’s not an accomplishment thanx, ” she continues.

Amen to that.

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