If you were anywhere near the internet Monday, you probably read something about that Avril Lavigne imposter assumption that has resurfaced again.
Well, you can forget about that now. It’s age-old news.
Because the thing is, after you’ve read the following, life-altering tweet, everything about the world as you know it will be so totally turned on its chief that you won’t even remember who Avril Lavigne is anymore. You might not even remember you own name.
Are “youre ready”?
OK, here runs 😛 TAGEND
Pikachu is dead& was replaced by a look alike: a conspiracy assumption thread pic.twitter.com/ CrqWkHkB0Q
Rob Trench (@ robtrench) May 15, 2017
Fuck. Ing. Hell.
We don’t know what’s more shocking: the assumption itself, or the simple fact that it was right there in front of us all along, hidden in plain sight.
Twitter was stunned.
@mister_zeke @robtrench Ever heard the full lyrics to the theme song? The proof was there all along. pic.twitter.com/ JpMYeMaakr
(@ zacharyplyons) May 15, 2017
Soon, more indication was being gathered.
@robtrench Look at the jawline. Those moles?
freaky zekey (@ mister_zeke) May 15, 2017
@robtrench @HulaHoopLAL Nah bro, that episode where Ash releases his pikachu. He picked up another one pretending to be* his* pikachu.
Leeches (@ TeethOfTheLeech) May 15, 2017
Eventually a side weave opened up arguing that it was a simple occurrence of weight loss…
@robtrench @dumbmongreldog No, Pikachu just lost a lot of weight.
Rick Fox (@ OtherRickFox) May 15, 2017
@OtherRickFox @robtrench More unrealistic torso the criteria for pikachus
RT to be socialist (@ dumbmongreldog) May 15, 2017
@robtrench @CamachoJess nah, once Pokemon was a billion dollar franchise the suits made him make the treadmill and eat nothing but chicken breast.
KevRo3 000 (@ kemiroart) May 15, 2017
@robtrench @MelonieMac Remember, Pikachu never goes inside the Pokeball; weight loss was bound to happen.
Soulj3r 91 (@ OILGarza2 013) May 15, 2017
…but ultimately, real Pokmon devotees knew the simple truth: nothing will ever be the same again.
@robtrench @NintendoAmerica Us: we want the truth
Nintendo America: pic.twitter.com/ B1syz2ziZm
KidDr1ft (@ KidDr1ft) May 15, 2017
It’s a strange, sick world.
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